Who's Who In The SBCU Update 2002

"Those who can, do.  Those who can’t, bitch about it on the Internet."
-Simon, from The Book of Simon

Some bios list credentials, such as:
Education ­ BFA in Illustration, Massachusetts College of Art
Occupation ­ Former Production Slave, Ballantine Books
Comics Credits ­ Columnist, Writer, Artist, Editor
Etc…

And some bios tell a story, such as:
I can remember sitting in front of my television one morning, watching the old Batman show, when Julie Newmar appeared in that skintight black leather outfit as Catwoman. It was my first boy/girl thing. >A year later I was in kindergarten telling Katherine Burke that I loved her. It’s pretty much been a string of stupid mistakes ever since…

Still other bios state an intent, such as:
This is a series of essays illustrating the life of one particular struggling artist as he plods through the world and occasionally bumps into some interesting shit.

But most bios just sit to the right of the column and are never looked at. So ignore this space and just read the damn column already…

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