Who's Who In The SBCU Update 2003
Who Is... Mark Bittmann? Always one to pursue useless knowledge wherever he can find it in a seemingly never-ending quest to achieve the improbable and downright unlikely status of modern-day Renaissance man, Mark Bittmann has indulged his desire to never be lost in any conversation, by developing an arcane understanding of things of little consequence or import while maintaining his alleged status as a small fish in a small pond.
As long as his self-indulgent whim is catered to, he manages to sustain the facade of someone under the misperception that others care about what he thinks. With a ubiquity normally reserved for greenhouse gasses, he chases his random and inconsequential thoughts with all the tenacity of a banana peel. This is his life, his curse, and his twisted and maniacal way of impressing the ladies.
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Filthy Lucre Lucas Friday, June 13
Confessions Of A Geek Friday, June 6
Super Ally Or Super Threat? Tuesday, May 27
Small Town Hero Tuesday, May 20
X2 View Tuesday, May 13
Art Formed Tuesday, May 13
Heroic Impressions Tuesday, May 6
Double-Edged Scythe Tuesday, April 29
Comic Art Formed Tuesday, April 22
Wired for Video Tuesday, April 15
Artistry Undeserving Tuesday, April 8
Mine, All Mine Tuesday, April 1
Wizard of Speculation Tuesday, March 25
Mindful Help Tuesday, March 18
Mouth Off Tuesday, March 11
Flick Without Fear Tuesday, March 4
Anytime, Anywhere Tuesday, February 25
Galaxy of Gaming Tuesday, February 18
The Shot Heard By Tens Of Thousands Tuesday, February 11
Comics To The Rescue Tuesday, February 4
Sticks And Stones Tuesday, January 28
Mail Order Memories Tuesday, January 21
Sentinel of Cinema Tuesday, January 14
Willing Subject Thursday, January 9
Novel Resolution Thursday, January 2
Hit List 2002, Part II Thursday, December 26
Hit List 2002, Part I Thursday, December 19
Special Delivery Thursday, December 12
Events Neither Brave Nor Bold Thursday, December 5
When It’s Time to Hang Up The Cape Thursday, November 28
Lord of the Ring Wednesday, November 27
Gods Amongst Men Thursday, November 14
Sorry I Didn't Call, I Was Out Saving The World Thursday, November 7
Goliath Toppled Thursday, October 31
Look... Up In The Sky! Thursday, October 24
Flying Billboards Thursday, October 17
Inner Vision Thursday, October 10
Game of Heroes Thursday, October 3
For What It's Worth Thursday, September 26
Where Credit Is Due Thursday, September 19
Super Threads Thursday, September 12
By Any Other Name Thursday, September 5
Calling The Kettle Black Thursday, August 29
Legacy of Evil Thursday, August 22
Who You Gonna Call? Thursday, August 15
Being In On The Joke Thursday, August 8
Reality Check Thursday, August 1
When Confusion Sets In Thursday, July 25
Punch Line Thursday, July 18
With Friends Like These... Thursday, July 11
Spandex Insurance Thursday, July 4
Just When You Think You Know A Guy… Thursday, June 27
Heroes Dorm Thursday, June 20
Doomed World Thursday, June 13
Star Whore Thursday, June 6
A Sigh Of Relief Thursday, May 30
Original Art Thursday, May 23
Powers That Be Thursday, May 16
Tit For Tat Thursday, May 9
Signature Work Thursday, May 2
Comics Clubhouse Thursday, April 25
Bogus Operandi Thursday, April 18
Where The Heart Is Thursday, April 11
Not Just For Kids Anymore Thursday, April 4
Double Vision Thursday, March 28
Underneath Overstreet Thursday, March 21
Sidekicks: Tongue In Cheek Thursday, March 14
First Impressions Thursday, March 7
A Hero's Quest Thursday, February 28
Height Of His Powers Thursday, February 21
Justice In The Air? Thursday, February 14
No Matter What Thursday, February 7
Con Artists Thursday, January 31
Breaking The Code Thursday, January 24
The Farce Is With Us Thursday, January 17
Color Me Graphic Thursday, January 10
Skirts And Capes Thursday, January 3
No More Celluloid Excuses Thursday, December 27
Joe's Queue Thursday, December 20
Heroism Is In The Super-Vision Of The Beholder Thursday, December 13
Hey Kids, Comics! Thursday, December 6
Twin Voices Thursday, November 29
DK2 Why? Tuesday, November 20
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The Writer Age of Comics Tuesday, November 6
Ultimate Shelf Life Tuesday, October 30
Being In On The Joke Tuesday, October 2
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